"Something's Up" In America's Big Berg
featuring
Selected Poems from The Alaska Mystery Collection
and The Tree Series
by Paula Marie Rose
The New Year began with a Bang, as fireworks exploded and I went to sleep early. As 2017 rolled in, I am again in the line of sight for all those beady eyed Elves. Not that they ever had removed me from their "Target" list; (as I first heard mentioned by Rob D. back in 2008,) but one would think that unnamed agency would have moved on to other folks by now, and left me and themselves out of the spotlight.
It's all good, and if Elf Central wants to keep snooping and pooping on me, so be it. Now we're going to play ball, and I'm going to win this round and the game/match.
I sent Cecil a cheery Christmas Card in December of 2016, as I had previously in 2015. I tend to keep the Vibe positive, and I know that lack of communication doesn't mean a lack of interest on any level. In response to my 2015 Christmas Card, he mailed me one in early 2016 with only the preprinted words on it, and nothing else. Apparently, I do leave some folks speechless. For the 2016 Christmas Card, he cheaped out altogether, and sent an email on January 28, 2017, with three words in the subject line, and nothing in the body. No surprise to me, and I knew to get my groove on.
The Elf Central Fishing Derby was in full swing.
Readers: You know to read from the bottom up. It's too much work to put emails in order by date, and it's very Elfin to send another email on the same thread before the recipient has replied to the previous. Some of the content might be out of order, but you'll get the big picture.
(Author's Note: Due to the copy and paste method, all formatting may be different, and I don't know why the white background appears, but the content is what matters.)
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I also voted for Trump! Of course the rotation was in order. I do believe that you follow your own words, not many people do at least not the ones I know. As for my spelling I am not concerned I convey my message and can read rather well. You are the one insisting on continuing to communicate , and I needed a pick me up… you are very good at boosting my morale I feel better about myself after a few of your pointed remarks
Sent from Mail for Windows 10
From: Paula Rose
Sent: Saturday, January 28, 2017 8:54 AM
To: cecil mader
Subject: Re: happy new year
I voted for Trump. Hillary lost any shred of cred during her time as Sec. of State. I was also amazed that Trump was appointed and anointed, but after 8 years of a dem in the WH, the party rotation was expected.
Cautious optimism is a wise choice; the other shoe can drop at any time. Do you think I follow my own words?
Your statement: "Success is not the absence of failure, it is the ability to stumble from failure to failure with no loss of enthusasim ."
I see Elf Central still hasn't sent to you spelling and punctuation remediation classes. Geez Louise! It's not as if they can't afford a few Benjamins for training.
But what is interesting is that you chose that statement, and it rang a bell in my memory bank. When I was in high school, I used to have a saying that I would use occasionally: "Lack of success doesn't mean failure," or something like that. My former best friend would argue that by definition, failure means a lack of success.
It's all in how one views the minutia in the bigger picture.
Do tell me what my personal tag line was for my graduation photo. I know you and the Elves can pull that out of a hat!
And start with a new message; the new and improved Yahoo email really sucks.
On Saturday, January 28, 2017 5:12 AM, cecil mader <mader2016@outlook.com> wrote:
Therapy! That’s what we will call it then. It is a rather good year so far, I am cautiously optimistic however. One doesn’t wander into failure sometimes we choose. A man with a plan sometimes [often] encounters seemingly impossible odds, take Trump for instance no one believed he would win and he did. Now the only question is will he follow through or can he? As I watch in amazement how the leaders of the so called free world fight back and forth like unruly school kids screaming cooties I seriously doubt I will ever get my letter, after all they are so so busy saving the world from itself LOL . they can’t even manage the most basic tasks but somehow they think they can rule the world. As far as you being the linch pin? You are to difficult to read you play it close to the vest. I just needed mental stimulation and you are better than most books I’ve read. I didn’t think you would mind you keep sending me letters after all. Success is not the absence of failure, it is the ability to stumble from failure to failure with no loss of enthusasim . I think that quote is Edisons but not sure my memorie is not as sharp as it once was must be the RUSSIANS hacking my brain. Well got a busy weekend ahead of me maybe I will watch Netflix for the next 48 hours
Sent from Mail for Windows 10
From: Paula Rose
Sent: Saturday, January 28, 2017 1:47 AM
To: cecil mader
Subject: Re: happy new year
Talk about a tight lipped message!
So very ManSpeak, ElfSpeak, FedSpeak, and just plain annoying. Classic you...
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Above and Below in Red is a fine example of how Elves sneak extra stuff into one's emails, change the dates, etc. I don't know how it's done, but it is. Same email content as above, but the date and time stamp are changed to "Today" and approximately two hours into the future in my time zone. Why would Cecil and the Elves be adding content from one thread to another?
No … DAQWYAKTH
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From: Paula Rose
Sent: Sunday, January 29, 2017 6:52 AM
To: cecil mader
Subject: Re: Let's get this new thread started!
New interests? Certainly. I like learning, and my new job has many things I need to know about, and PHX has many nice parks, museums, etc. Are you fishing for something specific?
I joined some Meetups, but my current schedule doesn't mesh with some of the regular activities.
You in church, HA! Only if you were getting married or buried.
Lee Ann and I are going to a womens clothing swap this AM, and I have an exciting afternoon of grocery shopping, laundry, cooking, and other tasks normal folks do.
Let's talk about you. What were you doing for Elf Central while you were AWAL from my in box?
On Sunday, January 29, 2017 5:52 AM, cecil mader <mader2016@outlook.com> wrote:
It is a familiar sound… those libs screaming unconstitutional ……….. ha, welcome to the u.s.a. or NOT…. Well have a nice day I need to get ready for Church. Or Not. Either way today is looking to be rather productive how about you, any NEW interests ?
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From: Paula Rose
Sent: Saturday, January 28, 2017 9:16 PM
To: cecil mader
Subject: Re: Let's get this new thread started!
No.
DAQWYAKTA.
On Saturday, January 28, 2017 8:35 PM, cecil mader <mader2016@outlook.com> wrote:
Seriously? I knew what to expect when I emailed you… I am not familiar with high school catch phrases but I would guess that you are the First do no harm type of person. I needed a distraction, so in a way I am using you for that purpose although I do have to admit I missed our odd relationship. I have reached goals I never thought possible and I credit you for somehow driving me to reach for those things . I ran into trouble with the last one but its just a delay with your help I will find the way. Could you be more specific on the bridge rebuilding?
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From: Paula Rose
Sent: Saturday, January 28, 2017 7:18 PM
To: Cecil Mader
Subject: Let's get this new thread started!
It's so annoying when males don't listen to WomanSpeak. Rest assured, you are not alone in that arena/herd/corral.
As far as our communications, what's not to like about it? I find you to be almost equally entertaining; altho I doubt very much that I would publish any more of our exchanges. I finished Frozen Fiefdom with a great head scratcher. Now let's get with the program about my movie box office sensation.
Additionally, the SAE has some Enormous bridges to rebuild, and PDQ.
Your words: " you are very good at boosting my morale I feel better about myself after a few of your pointed remarks"
Really?
Liar, Liar, pants on fire!
I simply stated the obvious, and both of us know the Tree Branches never left me unattended, so to speak. Nothing new, and Big Bro has an Afro that is larger than Al XXX. (Surname removed by author.)
Please do send me your fav chicken recipe; you did claim to be some sorta Ace in the kitchen.
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To
Today at 1:37 PM
I also voted for Trump! Of course the rotation was in order. I do believe that you follow your own words, not many people do at least not the ones I know. As for my spelling I am not concerned I convey my message and can read rather well. You are the one insisting on continuing to communicate , and I needed a pick me up… you are very good at boosting my morale I feel better about myself after a few of your pointed remarks
Sent from Mail for Windows 10
FYI, Readers: Jeff is another real person in this story whom I have met twice and we traveled to DC together. The first time we met up was in Charlotte, NC, and I hadn't invited him; he simply arrived, and received turn by turn driving instructions to my sister's home, as I passed her my phone, from my sister's friend, Donna. It was a fascinating experience, as why would anyone give directions to my place of residence when I hadn't mentioned to be expecting a guest? Yet somehow all those in the house with me were expecting him to arrive....You can read about that experience in: http://frozenfiefdom.com/emails_to__from_jeff_hang_it_all_out_until_theres_no_doubt_left
Somehow, he and Cecil know so much about me, yet they claim to not know each other. One lived in Ohio and the other in the state of Washington, while I was living in CA and NC. Those cross country goggles must be supercharged. One can read the BS below.
Why did you oversleep?
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From: Paula Rose
Sent: Thursday, February 9, 2017 9:07 AM
To: cecil mader
Subject: Re: Only four years?
Lawyers are paid to lie in favor of their client(s).
Overslept, and behind schedule, so send me another question.
From: cecil mader <mader2016@outlook.com>
To: Paula Rose <paularoseimages@yahoo.com>
Sent: Thursday, February 9, 2017 7:34 AM
Subject: RE: Only four years?
Did not notice the time stamp.
Lets get to the point shall we? And EVERYBODY LIES!!!!!! Lawyers are not the exception to that they are the rule… then they become law makers who make laws even they cant interpret and definetly don’t follow… how about that insurance mandate? We all know they put their funds in the healthcare market and then made americans buy their stock. Good old lady liberty at work! I am dying and I know it you know it and you know I know you know. So please tell me again why I should or why I would spend my days worrying about things I cant control.? I had a goal either way it went it was a success , you see it was to fold if I succeeded it proved my long held beliefs wrong. If not it proved them to be correct… either way I got what I was looking for? I took a long look under the HOOD! Next topic please?
From: Paula Rose
Sent: Wednesday, February 8, 2017 10:01 PM
To: cecil mader
Subject: Re: Only four years?
Your words match some of what I know.
Your words: "I noticed that in my inbox as well."
I'm certain you noticed the time stamp, and that you and the Elves know my personal and work schedule.
Your reference to "Robert louis Stevenson" is a very poor attempt to have me miss your FedSpeak of real life situation as the words involved in the acronym.
Your words: " I am not looking for anything,"
As my male parent used to say: "You can't bullshit a bullshitter."
He thought he was pretty slick.
Except only one of us is lying, and I know what I am reading in your emails to me.
Ashes of a deceased family member is interesting. My mother's are in the dirt in OR; supposedly now next to my male parent, and is not where she wanted to be buried or scattered. He had purchased some plot or box for himself in ND, and only for himself. What happened with that?
From: cecil mader <mader2016@outlook.com>
To: Paula Rose <paularoseimages@yahoo.com>
Sent: Wednesday, February 8, 2017 2:33 PM
Subject: RE: Only four years?
I noticed that in my inbox as well
RLS is the author of the quote I used Robert louis Stevenson that encompassing effect, mirage freedom, all incredibly accurate I always new something was up! I just thought it was God speaking to me? Might still be who knows, no one would ever believe either one of our experiences it might be why I feel a bit of a bond between us even if its one sided. There is a saying about seeking the truth it states that no matter how uncomfortable the truth is or painfull it is’. That it is something to those who seek it. Cant remember the phrase I will try to find it. I am not looking for anything, my brother died four years ago this month, he left Alaska for Nevada went to the doctors they told him he had cancer and 1 month to live! He died 4 days later, the family fought over the ashes, they asked me what I thought I said its ashes divide them amongst yourselves he couldn’t care less. Who knows what they did with them.
From: Paula Rose
Sent: Wednesday, February 8, 2017 7:41 AM
To: Cecil Mader
Subject: Only four years?
The Elves are playing in my email box AGAIN, so I had to start a new email.
You can't count the approx. 1.5 years you were AWAL from my inbox, at least as in contributing to the exchanges; I presume you were scanning it with beady eyes looking for?
Thanks very much for noticing that when I ask the right questions everyone snaps trap: "And those who would know the full story and detailed truths are either dead, or have snapped their lips shut tighter than a clam in a low tide." FrozenFiefdom.com, copyright 2008, Paula Marie Rose.
Kinda makes a person wonder who or what could have such an all encompassing effect on so many individuals, and how it is enforced. Really? Same way it done in other countries; the mirage of freedom in America works for many, as most never look under the hood.
What does "RLS" acronym stand for in ElfSpeak?
And let's not forget my original question; what information/intel are you fishing for?
Step it up! I have get ready for work in a few minutes.
TO be Continued...
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